why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
My boyfriend decided to play a game on my phone while I was taking a nap and right around when I was waking up he laid my phone down next to my head like it was poisoned or something and quietly said,
"I was playing tiny Death Star on your phone when tumblr said you had a notification from someone named ‘casfucker’ so I’m just gonna leave this here because I’ve learned to stop asking questions at this point"
she chose the thug life
no no, dear friend.
the thug life chose her
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
i cant wait to fuck it
DO!!! NOT!!! FUCK!!! THE!!! DRONE!!!
[leaves this here and backs away]
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
S. O. S.
it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special house smell and the family living there doesn’t notice at all but when you first walk in it’s like getting slapped in the nose with some weird brand of laundry detergent what’s up with that
someone has finally articulated what I have been thinking for so long
i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
been feeling kind of paranoid lately
Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet.
Awww this is really good
I have a lot of feels over this
I thought this was setting up for a joke.
where can i buy that for free